The One Where I Resemble Elvis

Dear Boss Guy,
4 weeks ago you gave me 120 dollars to get my passport. Not surprisingly, you gave me a dead line date of October 9th to have it mailed in by, since you know, you gave me cash and were probably afraid I’d make a made dash to the mall rather then the City [...]

Topless: Not An Option

I woke up late today. When I woke up I looked at the clock and thought, oh good 7:36 pm. And then I really woke up and realized it was A.M and hello? I should be in my car driving to work at that time, not still nestled up between the blankets. I lean over [...]

Let’s Fall

This last weekend was pumpkin weekend! Squee!
The patch or er….pumpkins in carts…
Sweetlips with his pumpkin(Frankie Wetstein)!
Me with my first pumpkin (Samantha Jones)!Pumpkin 2 (Egor Wee (because he is wee))And officially….I would like to introduce…FrankieEgor Weeand…Samantha Jones….Here they are as a family unit…..Glowing for you since October 20th, 2007.

Hush-Hush

To go along with some other bloggers who are posting secrets.

I paid money to see a psychic. I liked it and she made me feel better, true or not.
Every time I hear someone is pregnant it makes me cry. It’s not because I’m not happy for them, it’s just because I don’t understand life. I [...]

Conversations In Our House

Last night as I was busy doing something my husband comes up behind me and grabs my breasty region.
“What are you doing?” I ask.
“Honey, it’s pre-game!”
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Later while we are getting settled in bed, Star jumps in too and lays with her head on Sweetlips‘ chest.
“Star, turn around……….show me that ass.” She turns around. “Good girl.”
He [...]