I rarely check my stats anymore, in fact I don’t even have a statcounter, I just look at the built in one that wordpress provides and that’s good enough. I do enjoy reviewing my search engine results now and then because, let’s face it, they can be humorous. BUT, they can also be scary.
1. turkey meat “no fridge”: Although I did survive this incident, I don’t recommend it. I recently watched a segment on the To!day show that reviewed what you can eat that’s expired and what you really need to pay close attention to, and meat was number 1. I’m surprised I’m still alive to type this warning.
2. staceyandmike: Now this one freaks me out a bit. Some stalker obviously knows that I have a brother and probably realizes that I would of course, talk about him on my blog, so this is the stalkers sneaky way of finding out my blog and exposing me to the whole world. I’m not sure what I would be exposed for (bad grammar? over use of the comma? too many parenthesis?) but, I would rather not have people of the past finding my blog and reading it. But really? I don’t think I have a stalker, I think there could be a million staceyandmike’s in this world….they are just not as special as the pair here in Michigan. Now the stalker knows what state I live in. I’m an open book. Shit.
3. my husband wants to attend another churc: I’m assuming that’s “church”. Bitch, be supportive! At least he wants to go! I mean that in a good way.
4. why can blood work come back suspicious: Um….because you are doing drugs maybe? I don’t know, but if it’s something REALLY serious, I wish you the best of luck.
5. how to wake up early naturally: Make everyday Saturday and I think we have a fair chance. That’s the ONLY day I wake up naturally early, the ONE day I don’t have to get up early. I secretly like it though.
And now I have saved the best, creepiest, scariest one for last. Drum roll please.
6. can me and my sister shower together?: Dude, if you are old enough to type this then the answer is HELL NO. I’m assuming your a male, because I don’t think a female would wonder that. Either way, NO. Take turns like normal people.
2 Comments
March 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I’m guessing the StaceyandMike person is looking for a couple, not a brother and sister…Unless it’s the same person with the shower question. Yuck.
March 5, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Ew. Way to leave me with the shudders!
And I agree with 3carnations. Probably looking for a couple.