Let me introduce myself…..
“Stacey, meet Pavement”.
“Hi Pavement! So nice to drive on you again. Stick around!”
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Dear Lady with the fupa,
Stop touching my belly and calling me pudgy.
I’m pregnant, what’s your excuse?
Eat shit Yours truly,
Moi!
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Dear Husband,
Thank you for calling me beautiful every day, and even especially when I happen to be naked and getting in the shower [...]
