But I’m You’re a Creep

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I just spent a few minutes checking my archives to make sure I had not told this story before.  I’m not sure why I didn’t, well maybe I didn’t want to throw up in my mouth again. 

Last Fallish Semptemberish one day, I was walking out of my office and towards the break area where I noticed The Boss and his Right Hand Man.  I only really paid attention because Boss Man was giving me this really odd look.  Not only was it odd but a tad uncomfortable because I noticed it wasn’t stopping.  He looked at me this way the entire walk.  Finally I become uncomfortable enough that I had to focus on the clock at the end of the hall area or anything else because at this point I want to turn around and yell, “WHAT? Do I have a booger?”  Jeez buddy.

I forget about it.  Until a few hours later.  RHM enters my office and giggles a bit.  I’m like, “dude, what?”  And because we talk openly about The Boss, I ask RHM what his problem was earlier.

RHM tells me that he’s only telling me this because I asked, otherwise he would never tell me. 

Oh. God.

The Boss had told RHM that I have a great body.  “The best body ever because she’s a runner.”

Throw up.  In my mouth.

RHM was like, “what are you saying?”  Like shut up.  This is WORK you creep. 

I know that I have vented about The Boss  here before.  I know that I hate him as far as his work ethic goes but I would also like to say HE IS ALSO UGLY AND CREEPY AND USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MY FATHERS.  GROSS.  AND HOW COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE!

I pushed it out of my head.  Pretended it never happened. 

Until today.

Not too long ago (this morning) I was walking over to the other side of the building to pick something up and there was The Boss, RHM and another employee and while RHM and other employee were talking The Boss was looking at me again.  It was the same creepy look from before.  So I make a joke and stick my arms out in a round way like over a big fat belly (like I’m getting big from being prego) and he just keeps grinning with that creepy look.  Finally RHM breaks the creepiness by saying, “don’t make fun of (insert coworker) like that.”  Yeah, rude of RHM but totally better than the creepy look.

I told my real boss whose office I was walking too (she knows the last story) and she said, “maybe he finds you even sexier because you are pregnant.”

Throw up.  In my mouth.

This guy is weird.  First he barely talks to me or makes eye contact and when he does it’s that?

Ugh.

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