Not a Haiku, just a regular poem…beingmccrary style

Paper

You cut me, not once

but twice

Now my ring finger has a slice

ouch, it hurts, it’s red

I wish it was good reason to stay in bed.

McDonalds

40 days of no caffeine=

no diet coke from the carbonated machine

This was hard, it made me frown

but I smiled this morning

as I sucked one down.

Tanning Bed

Oh how I missed you and your light

I tried to put you off

But the pasty legs were a fright.

You cost money

I don’t like that

But at least now I’m darker then an albino cat.

Snow

You need to go.

Tori & Dean

I hate that I love your show

You two are cute

and you have that fat pregnancy glow

I’m sorry you were cut off from the mill

but since the baby

I think your mom will give in and fork over a bill.

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